baby einstein and his counterparts

so, your mom and i have been wondering just how much tv and video games would be too much for you. we know we don't want very much for you in the first place. books are the way to go. we'll read to you and eventually have you read to us. sci fi? yes please. your first book report could potentially be ender's game. your mom probably wants it to be harry potter, but we both know better, don't we?

there will be so much music in the house too. we'll have the standards, of course: weezer, led zepplin, van halen, etc. but we'll also be sure you get a fair amount of all genres. you may love hip-hop or country or just dig on 18th century russian classical. we'll even allow some plain ol' top forty now and again. we just want you to enjoy the art that others have made before you.

oh and by the way, that voice you keep hearing up next to the wall of your current residence is mine. you seem to either be happy about it and start kicking like crazy or you're annoyed that some jackass is constantly waking you up and telling you about his day. yeah, i'm that jackass. you might want to get used to that voice because your daddy talks a lot.